Why We Aren't Going Back To Arizona This Winter.

There are two reasons that AZ lost out to FL this time.

Reason #1: The big green bus only gets about 8mpg, and it's 2500 miles out and 2500 miles back. You do the math.

Reason #2: Sue was almost eaten by a giant Arizona tumbleweed last year. Luckily, I had a can of Tumbleweed-Be-Gone with me at the time.