Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Manny's OK


In case you were worried about ex-Indian, ex-Red Sox, current Dodger player, Manny Ramirez, relax. Manny just signed a two-year, $45 million contract. That should get him through these tough economic times. And in case Manny gets tired of eating Dodger Dogs, he can bail on the contract after one year and still walk away with $25 million.

In a related story, there is apparently no truth to the rumor that the Octomom and Ramirez are negotiating a deal that would allow Manny to "grow" his own baseball team.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Oh, good! I was worried about him, but I was even more worried about the poor Dodgers.