Pre-New Year's Resolution

Why wait until January 1? I have started a plan to simplify my life. This is what has been accomplished so far. Breathe-Right strips, which I have been wearing for years to prevent snoring, come in a box containing paper sheets that have two strips separated by a perforation. I have always taken out one at a time, leaving the odd one in the box. As of a few weeks ago, I have begun taking the whole two-strip sheet out and leaving the odd one on the shelf in the medicine cabinet. Now I only have to open the box every other day instead of daily. I can't believe how much more free time I have. I think I'll write a novel.