Now that the election is behind us and Barack Obama has been given the job of leading our country to a brighter future, I feel that I can move on to the other two critical issues that would make my world a better place.
(1) When someone has been killed, accidentally or otherwise, and people leave candles, stuffed animals, flowers, etc at the site, the word "makeshift" cannot be used as part of the description of the memorial.
(2) A scandal of any kind should not be identified by attaching -"gate" to the end of the word. That made sense during the Watergate break-in investigation because that was the name of the building.
Isn't it nice that these are the major items that are confronting me at the present time. I wonder if Mr. Obama might create a Cabinet position for me. How about Secretary of Crankiness?
2 comments:
I especially agree with point #2, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Adding "-gate" to political scandals has become part of the national culture. If another scandal broke at the Watergate Hotel, they'd probably call it "Watergategate"
HILARIOUS!! And...get your ball out of my yard, you whippersnappers!!
No, I agree...both very pressing issues facing America...
Kris
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