Top Ten Reasons Why I Know That I'm
Addicted To FarmVille
10.) I no longer like Circus Peanuts like I did when I was a kid because I know where they come from.
9.) When I drive by a field where manure is being spread, I think that the ground should be sparkling.
8.) I think that every cat I see is way too small.
7.) I can't understand why a mouse click doesn't cause my dog to stay.
6.) I felt real pride when I became “The King of Compost”.
5.) I feel remorse because I have imprisoned my little farmer person.
4.) I don't use ice cubes. (see #10)
3.) I can't understand why bananas turn brown instead of saying perfect until I'm ready to eat them.
2.) I firmly believe that the 20 cows in each barn switch places at the windows so that none of them suffocates.
1.) I saw two kids walk by with balloons on strings and my first thought was that they should be “harvested”.
2 comments:
Hilarious!! The only one that I don't get is the balloons...I guess I don't have any balloons to harvest.
Kris
It's supposed to be like the little "balloons" that show up over animals when they're ripe.
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